The 500 Greatest Punchlines, #241-245

A couple of jabs at lawyers here. Can you guess which they are?

P241. He knocks on the door and says, "ticket please."

P242. "Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk.

P243. “She put all her money on 29, and 36 came up. Then she just fainted!"

P244. He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.

P245. About three pounds, including the urn.